why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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