i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I am available for nakedness
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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