...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
this will be a night to untag.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
so much tequila, so little girl.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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