If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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