Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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