I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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