I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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