Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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