I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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