Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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