we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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