So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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