Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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