Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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