Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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