told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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