I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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