Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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