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I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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