I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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