She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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