He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
420 ftw
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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