i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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