I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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