What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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