just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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