This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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