Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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