He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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