somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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