I can text with my tongue
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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