Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think a kid would responsible me up
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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