Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh god it's open bar.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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