just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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