Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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