I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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