So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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