so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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