yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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