i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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