It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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