office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She bit a glass in half.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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