just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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