I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I CAN MOONWALK!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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