Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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