why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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