My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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