her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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