i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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