Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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