There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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