Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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